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Next Ride: 483: XMAS RIDE: Sat 6 Dec 2025; 11:00
Location: Coffee Tree, Histon Road
Scouts: UBend (BW) and Shamcock (Spokesperson)

What’s this then?

Our rides, which are off/on road, are normally on the second Saturday of each month starting at 11.00am (often from a rail station near Cambridge), but don’t complain if that should change from time to time – we are after all ‘randomly active’.

A trail is laid with checkpoints to allow the slower ones to keep in touch and to minimise the risk of getting lost; back-up maps and clever shortcuts also help. It is completely non-competitive (take it at your own pace), and open to all ages, genders and abilities. We follow a scenic route away from hustle and bustle, approximately 15 miles to a lunchtime regroup, usually a fine pub unknown to the masses. The return route is short, just enough to stimulate a need for more liquid ingestion and an interest in the ‘circle’, convened to investigate the errors and misdemeanours of the day. The post-Bash socialising and ritual are at least as important as the ride itself, and will ensure that you waste the whole of your Saturday – well it beats washing the lawn or mowing the cat! There are additional Friday evening bashes during British Summer Time.

Bash Calendar

4th-Cumming Rides:
483: Sat Dec 6 2025; 11:00
Location: Coffee Tree, Histon Road
Scouts: UBend (BW) and Shamcock (Spokesperson)
Sat Jan 10 2026; tbc
Location: tbc
Scout: Jon Boy

Recent Rides and Reports:
482: Sat Nov 8 2025; 11:00
Location: Stansted Mountfitchet Station
Scout: De-Floured and Checkpoint
Photos
481: Sat Oct 11 2025; 10:30
Location: Ely Station
Scout: RTT
Photos
Fri 3 Oct – Sun 5 Oct 2025
“Outstation Event”
(Away Weekender) – Lacock, Wiltshire
Scout – Shaggy
Photos
480: Fri Sep 26 2025; 7pm
Location: Cambridge Station
Scouts: Ubend & Shamcock

4th-Cumming Trails

Find our Bash Calendar here

Previous trail reports

Read about our previous trails over at Cycling Weakly

About

Scouts should note that the Spokesperson will get very angry if he’s not in the pub for his lunch by 1 o’clock, and if his mileometer registers anything with a ‘3’ at the front at the end of the day!
Notwithstanding the helpfulness of other Bashers, riders are responsible for their own punctures, and should ensure that they carry a pump, a spare tube and a puncture kit.

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CRABs HHH Mismanagement:

This rabble deny all responsibility for mismanaging the affairs of CRABs H3

Big Wheel
Karis (UBend) Cooper
An honorary position bestowed on a hard-core Basher, whose job it is to preserve the spirit of the Bash, and to be the life and soul of the circle (whether they like it or not!)
Spokesperson
Steve (Shamcock) Thompson
Religious Advisor – To provide casual entertainment through the observation of foolish or sloppy behaviour, even if identified by another basher, to fine the sinners accordingly in the form of a down-down in the post-trail circle.
Bash Cash & HandleBar
Andrew (PissPot) Ede
Treasurer and bar steward – provides beer for down-downs administered by the Spokesperson.
BabyMinder
Soo (CheckPoint) Larque
Ensures a plentiful supply of jelly babies on the trail, and looks after new riders.

Bash History

In 1938 a small group of ex-pats living in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, started running a Monday evening ‘paper chase’ as an excuse for working off their regular weekend hangovers – they called themselves the Hash House Harriers after their favourite watering hole. After the War other Hash packs were formed, so that today there are 1000’s throughout the world . . .

In recent years several Bike Hashes have sprung up with similar objectives: to follow a flour trail of 20 miles or so, over all kinds of terrain (we dislike tarmac and use byways, bridleways and the occasional footpath), and then to socialise in the pub with your fellow Bashers.

Links (to be updated)